Luciano Padovan...no no

Aren't we getting a little tired of bows? White patent? Also eeeww.  It looks like a clown shoe.  I'm just waiting for the VW.

Miu Miu making me sparkly.

Yeah! Give some of that sparkle shit imma gonna get all pretty yall!  Love, love, love anything that sparkle and shines (I love anything that comes out of Miu Miu and Prada).  It's like looking at a 1980s perfermance of Liza (that's with a Z) all coked up and 'bright eyed'.  Oooooo Buttons!

    

Pant shhuit's a rocking that blingy bling shtuffs.  If she got any shhy shhy with her voice her dentures for sure would fall onto the first row.  Ain't she the greatest?  YES!

Summer dress

Yep, another clip from the 1940s. Heaven.

METALLICA baby!

Really guys? Socks n' sandals...Are you sure you want to do that?  The metallica dats I can do. Hells yeah!  Hello 1994 when my mother wouldn't let me buy a pair of electric blue pants from Dotti.  And now I don't have the gusto to get away with it...ahh maybe i'll get those sandals in blue instead, minus the sock.

Square it on the level

Square, get your square on.  Mathematics rocks!  If I could be a shape any shape in the world I wouldn't be a square but I'd be a dodecahedron.  BAM!  I just knocked it up a notch.  You?

 

Tribal band wagon

Yes, not really my schtick but bead work always fascinates me.  So in honor of patience, sit back and listen to a delightful exotica tribal tune from Les Baxter 'Ritual of the Savage'.  May the cannibals treat you nicely and warmly...Here, jump into this hot bath and can you hold this bunch of parsely?

                            

 

Gone Fishin'...Window display

Another quaint window display, fitting for summer...Hmmm fish n' chips.  Leathery fish n' chips?