Green bag, fresh like cut grass. You have to be bold, daring for Spring time frivolity. It's a little edgy, a little loopy but if you have a pair of pumps to match, most will bow down. It's not often we see green gracing our paths but it just pushes us to believe out there, somewhere is hope. For what? I haven't made up my mind yet.
Kids, you need to take hallucinogens that way you can make wild fashion videos like Kenzo that take us to another realm, a wonderful, colourful, mix up pattern realm. I imagine ayahuasca would guide me to make such a clip and or possibly make me vom a rainbow.
Timeless Valentino you make me feel like a big corporate 80s power woman, shoulder pads and all. And if I find myself down a dark alley at 2am at least I know I could do some serious damage. Metal heel, it's universal design.
Oscar de la Renta is fashion for La Signora, elegant and chic but has this (regarding the tailoring) power woman don't fuck with me I mean business edge to it. Add some dead animal to it, and I'm ya gal.
Umm however what the hell is with the flower pot hat? You know that's the work of John Galliano the genius he is. I know the hat thing was big in the 40s-60s time span of ridiculous Hollywood starlet fashion and it works in a flawless black and white photo but I dont know if I want to see a leggy tall blonde with mo fo towewring pumps and messy straggle hair wearing a hat that has obviously been stolen from Bill and Ben the fucking flower pot men. What the fudge yo?
And for those who are confused reference this....Bear with me, not bare with me unless you do want to get naked with me and that would be fine aswell...Just saying. Hooray!
Tell me all about it! You know exactly what i'm thinking don't you? That particular sizzling hot pink dress. All those delicious diamonds and then of course Madonna wanted to do it and Kylie too. I think it's a dead ringer of a shoe. Oooo patent hot pink pearly metallic pumps, sux on that Barbie and The Rockers! You no longer serve my 80s ambitions. I'mma gonna get me a power suit and be as smart as Mads and our girl Kylie.
Call me crazy but I wouldn't mind giving it a quick lick, hmmm lollies. Give me some of your sweet sweet candy...Sergio Rossi.
I'm a sucker for a folded edge. I love folded edges. You know what I love even more? Lining the same colour as the upper...Whoa, yeah that's right a folded edge that hides ugly pigskin lining even though the lining is in tone with the upper. Holy crap this bitch it out of control. Culture assholes, deal with it!
Gianvito Rossi creates the tuxedo of all pumps. Look at the black neckline, grand satin lapels that sweep and cover the ankle. Stitched grandly, hidden. Elegant, simple and highly creative with form and flow. A shoe classic me thinks.
What's higher the collar of this pump or Janelle Monae's hair?
Energetic and talented young lady. Where this tightrope walker now? More coolness please.
Vanity lives in all of us, Moschino felt that it was necessary to write it, and parade it and sell it. Afterall we do parade ourselves around. Whether we are the type to plaster up with hoards of makeup or the type to look into a mirror before leaving the house, it's there bebe. Not even the Amish can say they don't have a case of vanity I mean seriously they wash themselves no?
