Enough camo already!

There is a definate saturation in the market and while camo can be cool in a very it was my teen years of the 90s and yes I still own a combat style jacket and watched Stanley Kubrick films I just don't think we need our pants, tops, jackets and shoes to be printed. You can now breathe. 

A mother's hat

I have eyes at the back of my head. 

Let's all get naked

Nudes and beiges and neutrality. Shoes for Switzerland from Ernesto Esposito. A far jump from his frivolous  polka dot, big bow, wowzer colour combos. He's stripping bare here, all out in the open. A softer, fleshy side coming through his sober soul here. He's turned quieter, humble but I best this is only the half of it. He's far too fun to let us down.

errr we were dating?

Moschino, I don't know if I, we have a relationship here. You're not ugly or anything and you have a great personality. It's that I just don't know if we are compatible right now. I'm not breaking up with you, I just think we need some time apart. You know you will always sparkle and shine, you're fun and have a good sense of humour and you always look good on me but...Eh! I'm a little over you right now. 

Minty

It's like toothpaste. Smooth, squeaky clean and minty. I'm jetlagged like a mo fo. That's all you get...

Idiot of all helmets

This is going to get me ranting....

Excuse the shoddy camera action.

As I was walking the streets of Pescara in Abruzzo I came across this absolute filth. This, for me just might as well be one of these ''I'm with Stupid t-shirts''. People who wear those should be shot and go on a diet. So why wear a cutsey, cuddly graphic print helmut? Hello pukesville, hello bad taste 101, hello idiot of all helmets. If I am ever, ever to come across the clot who decides this is a must have fashion item for their Vespa I will trip em' up and give them a boooooooo to you.  I don't find it cute, I don't find it adorable I find it as annoying as the Louis Vuitton symbol that graces our eyeballs with tears. Tears of pain and absolute boredom even the almighty itself has had enough (oh yeah it called me and we chatted). What's the point? Matching bag, matching scarf, matching wallet. Are you insane? What a waste of talent, material and time. Bah!