Drinking cocktails in the big desert...

Well kids..I'm off to Australia for tropical cocktails and searing heat...Can't wait to wallow in mud like a pig (just read my Chinese Horoscope).  I hope to find a few victims, errr I mean fashionistas on my travels but in the meantime check out a delightful (bad acting) campy Australian film.  The character Kandy ( I'm sure it's with a 'K') has a ravashingly demure frock on and legs to die for...bitch!  One things for sure she doesn't mind.  Kudos Kandy.

Style Icon: Phyllis Diller

The Pruitts of Southhampton...watch for fashion inspiration and a big Haa Haaa Haarrr.

People on the street

People on the street with umbrellas and coats, fur and tassels and hats and things...If it's raining are sunglasses really that necessary?

The Real Soap

Here let me throw this at you.   The worst Soap you will ever see...bad jokes, bad laugh tracks, bad clothes, bad script, bad Italian pronounciation...best of all bad acting!  Check out the cast, you'll remember a few faces.  Try to watch until the 'faux' Italian scenes...truly retarded but the best scene.  Enjoy if you dare.

Guys on the street

Sharply dressed.

Amanda Lepore

She does just about everything that Amanda Lepore...What a diverse life!

Skull head clutch

Skull head clutch, fur and leather what more can a rock n' roll girl ask for?  Party hard!

Men's Oxfords

Men's oxfords with rolled jeans. Vintage trend

1955 - The Paris Catwalk

My, my, my how times have changed...When people actually wore fabric!  In fact, dresses at times were called gowns.  Why are we so casual these days? How rather dull of us!  Enjoy and remember to have a serviette on standby in case you drool over your keyboard.

Pink Fur Trim Booties

Boots with a pink fur trim...purrrrrrrrr!   I want to lick these booties...Santa's (Father Christmas', Babbo Natale, good old St. Nick's etc etc) elves would wear these if they lived in Milan or Russia.  My guess is they need the heel for the height.  Nowadays the elves aren't so preoccupied with red and green, i mean that's soooo 1983.  Today's fashion conscious elves need a bit more glamour in their life.  Working all year round in freezing conditions isn't an ideal way to spend one's life especially that of a dollar a month factory (assumed!). 

Geometric Muchacha

To be a Muchacha you need ChaCha heels.  The Heel you are about to see is a geometric muchacha one with matching clutch.  Sparkly and shiny my favourite type.  One can imagine a sexy mexicana babe or a hot latina Queen in tight shiny skinny high waisted cigarette pants, the type that needs to be stitched onto you.  Big dark Farrah Fawcett hair from the 70s and an off the shoulder boulder holder (extra tight) top to match (and to hold a pair in place).  Red lips and chacha dancing needed to truly pull off the look.  It's a sort of space age 'Grease' look going on.  I recommend dancing in your bedroom to the song attached DOWN BELOWWWWWWWWW.