Afro-Desia

When we said everyone was getting into (yet another tribal trend for summer, almost like every other year) Baldinini have run away with it. Have they (we) Afro-Desia? Did we all forget last years summer trends? It ain't my schtick usually and some may find the motif offensive. I see the charm of a nostalgic 50s summer holiday abroad. Makes me think of the many atomic patterns designed by Lucienne Day...And barkcloth.

The leather is superb, made with real love not the fake love you find in bottles for 50c.  I am not a thongs (flip-flop) gal at all but these, I find myself thinking...Maybe?

Enjoy the many sounds of Swamp Fire.

The 90s rang

Hey! The Spice Girls rang they want their shoes back.  So what year are we up to with this 90s revival, 95' maybe? It looks as if two shoes have been mushed together on one hand I see a sling back open toe sandal on the other Ginger Spice's clomper chompers. No matter how many speed holes you mould into the wedge ain't nobody going to be a smooth walkin', jive talkin' operator.  Ain't Nobody Got Time For Dat!

Better you sing this song than waste more eye viewing time on these monstrous eyesores that have been named a 'shoe'. Bah! Away with ye and bring me another!

Kid in a candy store

Nothing says 'hello i love ya' more than that of sparkly adulterous footwear.  Dripping in grandious crystals and metallic gold.  Fit for the more fruitful fashion conscious victims...I mean wearers, daring to dazzle us with flair so bright it makes me wear sunglasses to sleep.  HATCHA!