Amorous goats should wear butterfly neck ties. I know I would! What happened to the days of dapper, good breeding and courtship. Why I do think like an old crotchy hack? What happened to birds cooing instead of crowing or clawing as if they are pecking at the last remains of a defeated carcass. You would think with the revival of the retro and vintage scene one would also adopt at least one or two of the ideals in a positive and well adjusted manner. No! I still have to fight for a seat on the bus...sure I believe in equality but don't forget that birds are the ones who carry an unborn spawn for 9 months. The least you can do is open the door...Bah!
