Get some, it's cool!
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
The alarms bells are going off! Safety Orange, oh yeah we iz in Crisis Mode! Every where I look I am being swamped by this 'insecurity' business colour just like those pop up 'massage parlours' (cough cough). Enjoy your happy ending. We don't need to be safe with clothes, just be safe when you're dancing (use a condom, kids!).
safety dance, you can dance, you dance!
Enjoy your 80s Surprise, midgets included!
|Safety men, with beanies|
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
Everybody release the beast! Delve deep into your primitive being and extract the humble BEAST. Flaunt your beast, stand tall, be proud, go animal. Slither your walk, growl as you enter the room and tease your hair. Hey dudes, I ain't talkin' about unzipping your fly!
Break it down Breakwater, you funky mothers, you!
Sunday, May 22, 2011
The trouble is, is it real? I mean puh-lease every wannabe sports one, clutching at it as if they have just cured cancer. Look at my trophy...Ah yes I see a 'replica'. Those Chinese really know their fashion, such craftmanship.
My analogy, it's like calling those Jersey Shore kids Italian...It's like putting pineapple on pizza and calling it traditional cuisine!
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Oh sweet Jesus, help them, help them now!
Friday, May 20, 2011
My point is, army styles always come back. It seems to be getting cooler everytime, just like Kate Bush, the older I get the cooler her music is. I'd like to prance around in flowing dresses and sing like a Cocker Spaniel on acid too. But I don't.
Anna Dello Russo and um, sorry guys can't remember the other broads name, but she's cool and always has a smile.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
The worst miming since Britney Spears...Donatella Rettore, though I do enjoy some of her trash tunes and spacesuit costumes, is outta sync! The miming, atrocious as well as her new plumped like a chicken lips!
Back in her heyday...80s
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Meet the Feebles....just because!
Sick and twisted, perverted and some what funny 'Meet the Feebles' was a blast from the past, rediscovered (last night) in the wee hours...I like this song.