Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Lykki Li

Get some, it's cool!

Safety Orange, Safety Dance

The alarms bells are going off! Safety Orange, oh yeah we iz in Crisis Mode!  Every where I look I am being swamped by this 'insecurity' business colour just like those pop up 'massage parlours' (cough cough). Enjoy your happy ending.   We don't need to be safe with clothes, just be safe when you're dancing (use a condom, kids!). 

safety dance, you can dance, you dance!
Enjoy your 80s Surprise, midgets included!

Missoni Dress

Camper Sneakers

Safety men, with beanies

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Fanta and Domestos

Fanta and Domestos, they might be an odd mix but these daddyos' sure know how to mess up and clean up.  Kudos!

Monday, May 23, 2011

Release the Beast

Everybody release the beast!  Delve deep into your primitive being and extract the humble BEAST.  Flaunt your beast, stand tall, be proud, go animal.  Slither your walk, growl as you enter the room and tease your hair.  Hey dudes, I ain't talkin' about unzipping your fly!

Break it down Breakwater, you funky mothers, you!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Louis Vuitton

The trouble is, is it real?  I mean puh-lease every wannabe sports one, clutching at it as if they have just cured cancer.  Look at my trophy...Ah yes I see a 'replica'.  Those Chinese really know their fashion, such craftmanship.

My analogy, it's like calling those Jersey Shore kids Italian...It's like putting pineapple on pizza and calling it traditional cuisine!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Real Fashion, Real People

Oh sweet Jesus, help them, help them now!

Lego shoes

These shoes remind me of Lego.  They are bright, pop-py and whenever I see them I automatically want to build a house.  However these shoes are more Duplo than Lego and the chick wearing them couldn't get a handle on walking.  See how her dress touches the floor.....point made!

Friday, May 20, 2011

Army Dreaming

My point is, army styles always come back.  It seems to be getting cooler everytime, just like Kate Bush, the older I get the cooler her music is.  I'd like to prance around in flowing dresses and sing like a Cocker Spaniel on acid too.  But I don't.

 Anna Dello Russo and um, sorry guys can't remember the other broads name, but she's cool and always has a smile.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The guy in the metro, John Waters?

The coolest and best dressed dude in the metro, the photo does not do him any justice...but look closely, the moustache reminds you of the saviour (not jesus fools) JOHN WATERS...Thank God for bad taste (in a good way).

just splendid!

The worst miming since Britney Spears...Donatella Rettore, though I do enjoy some of her trash tunes and spacesuit costumes, is outta sync!  The miming, atrocious as well as her new plumped like a chicken lips!


Back in her heyday...80s

Sunday, May 8, 2011


Dedicated to Neil Sedaka fans, these folks a little 'Exaggerated' but a treat to look at!  I do enjoy a bold statement of Mix and Match, not talking about choosing your own chocolate treats either.  Pattern, texture and form a designers delight...You be the judge.

Garden of love

Meet the Feebles....just because!

Sick and twisted, perverted and some what funny 'Meet the Feebles' was a blast from the past, rediscovered (last night) in the wee hours...I like this song.

Friday, May 6, 2011


She's a Model and she's looking good.

Kraftwork, still cool!

These models, you can spot them out in the public as quickly as you can spot Paula Abdul with bottle in hand...

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Shine ya shoes Gov'na?

'Would it help if I talked this?'
'It might?' 
'And I'm gunna talk like this, a nineteenth century chimney sweep.  Shine ya shoes Gov'na?'
(you all know where that's from....)

Nothing says stereotype like Mary Poppins! Pip Pip and all that!

London folk.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Flight number.

What ever happened to the good old days of Air-hostessing glamour?  1960s Mod babes in pastel blue and bobbed hair cuts, wearing white eye shadow and a generous amount of black eyeliner.  Pam Ann, thanks for remembering these forgotten style heroines.

Man bag.