Thursday, May 31, 2012

Rio bebe

ah fuck it!  Let's all go to Rio!  Get your ruffle on biatches and chill the fuck out.


Slutsville. Can you take it?

Well well well, what do we have here?  Ahh yes the ill-fated designs of Versace.  Times are tough, sure I get it but to pander to the rising class of stripperhood because let's face it these are WORKING heels, for a working gal.  Well now, someone is either showing off their 'inner slut' or how business smart they truly are.  As street walking and male entertainment seems to be on the 'rise' again (all puns intended).  Why not do it in style? (It's a style, sure it is).  I mean when you're doing whatever it is that needs to be doing (human vacuum cleaning) why not spend a small fortune on plastic and shit mesh that warbles and wanes, stretches and pulls, stud it and make it trash white (I believe that's a pantone colour name or at least should be).  White the colour of purity and wet t-shirt competitions.  Excuse me does it come in a size 45?  Yeah, that's right these are clomping platforms.  Talk about chomping an apple through a picket fence.  Only the face a mother would love.

Expensive never looked so cheap.  Eye of the beholder?




Monday, May 28, 2012

Vintage Swimsuits


Or as we 'who speaka da engalish' say BATHERS.  I'm not sure what the obvious reason for the wing ding swimsuit is but I do know I want that gold elasto number.  Nothing could be more repellant or reflective on a beach anywhere in the world than a fabulous golden retro strapless bathing suit.  Dunk me?  WTF?

Friday, May 25, 2012

Oh Yes Please


No explaination needed.  It's just tooooooo fabulous darlink!  70s Eastern European fashion is what a two sticks rubbing together is to Siberia....ooooooooo.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Golden Voodoo

I'm going to scratch my name off the mailbox, and i'm going to steal you.  You are a Golden Voodoo baby.  Gold, you do this to me?  Purrrrrrrrr, Purrrrrr. 



Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Spike me baby!!!

Yeah if you're into that?  Or are you a tough broad trying make it in the Bronx?  It's the 80s? Punk attitude with glam rock, baby.  Piss me off and I'll piss on you!!!!  Cut ya, maybe even give you a bruise.  I'll rip ya to shreds, kick you in the shins and run the fuck outta there (assuming of course, I was in some sort of cool alt underground punky fuck the occupational and health hazzard standards type of venue and was caught uo in some sort of moshing punching dance that turned ugly).  And then comes the Fuzz to swab you.




I like Supergrass, so shoot me.  And for something completely un punkish, 1960s lounge by Frank De Vol still about the Fuzz.


Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Man Bags

If a dude carries it, it automatically becomes a man bag regardless as to 'how fem' it might be or if it could possibily grow legs.  You break it, you bought it!





Monday, May 21, 2012

Reptillian

Turkish designers Adnan Ege Kutay and Tuncin Uner.  Found these puppies in the Young Turkish designers group at the Fuori Salone in Zona Tortona.   The coolest thing I spied.  Apparently these two hipsters are going to show their talent on the 14th of June...Sweet!

 


Sunday, May 20, 2012

Welcome to the Future


Watch and enjoy.  No explanations needed here folks for it's the spice of variety! Woop Woop!

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Floral Fashion

Now that's a bouquet!  Voluptious floral fashion, with neck high and feminine bow...prewitty.


Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Give her water, she's thirsty.

The model Diana Dondoe just looks thirsty for WATER!  I don't know folks this fashion video doesn't do anything for me.  Sure the furniture is cool, I think its make more sense though if she wipped out the old trust worthy wip and started wipping the bejesus outta some poor mixed up sod.  

This Mad Max/Waterworld leather business is cool, but only when it's designed and not stripped from a vagrant .  Yes, that's right it seems 'borrowed'.  And what is with the light flashing?  If there was going to be a case of flash flooding or some sort of  apocalptic scene...bloodly well get on with it or change the damned light bulb you stingy mingy!  It's a whatevs for me, I sigh a NON reverent sigh...bah.



Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Pearl Necklace....

Don't loose your head my friends, it's not what you think.  Sure it's pearls, pearls with straw.  It can drape around the head like decorative scarf best to go nude with such an accessory.


Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Im comin' home baby!

The Velvet Fog, Mel Torme sounds more like tarzan in this rendition.  Check out the shimmering white gowns, intense eye make-up and the exotic accents of 'the model dancers' swinging 60s chicks on motobikes.  Wow, motorbike fashion I have never seen before.  It's like watching the musical version of 007.  I'd say it's more stirred here, with a twist.  So hip bebe!  Oh Mel you are a dreamy honey log.


Friday, May 4, 2012

A Process

It makes me physically ill to see how patient these broads are working away like busy bees...And they are so quiet too.  Now you know why it is the way it is, no?  Amazeballs, I think. 

Respect.


Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Cats eye

60s Love to Prada.  Summer needs you precious eyewear all minty and creamy.  It's True love.