Sunday, July 28, 2013

Beanie Collection

The beanie collection, iridescent hardware, goggly eyes, Where's Wally stripes and purpleness. Really! Like wow already, geez man! 

Just keep your head warm and shut up.  It's just very cute now, ain't it?










Tuesday, July 23, 2013

I know where I'm going...

Well now, I know where i'm going...away from...you. 

Finger painting not only for children, adults who like to walk around with take away cafe latte cups. Or as the children call it, a sippy cup.  One thing is missing though, a bib.

Palm rises to face or in this case to general crotch area.




Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Mens Bags

Masculine saddle Bags. Do your business with it, not in it.  A classic win.




Friday, July 12, 2013

Make mine another old fashioned

It's been around forever but in the last two years this trend has gotten stronger. It seems like a good old fashioned idea doesn't? You get to masquerade slippers as actual outdoor yet chic footwear. It's a win for all those 'Dapper Dan's' in the world. Well done, here have a drink.




Monday, July 8, 2013

The 90s rang

Hey! The Spice Girls rang they want their shoes back.  So what year are we up to with this 90s revival, 95' maybe? It looks as if two shoes have been mushed together on one hand I see a sling back open toe sandal on the other Ginger Spice's clomper chompers. No matter how many speed holes you mould into the wedge ain't nobody going to be a smooth walkin', jive talkin' operator.  Ain't Nobody Got Time For Dat!


Better you sing this song than waste more eye viewing time on these monstrous eyesores that have been named a 'shoe'. Bah! Away with ye and bring me another!


Sunday, July 7, 2013

Oh Vivier!

Its rather creative, it's always so delicate, edgy and sophisticated BUT (and you knew there was going to be a big BUTT) to me, when it is announced AUTUMN WINTER COLLECTION 2013 it never really jumps in my mind open toe, slingback, sandal pumps. Now, is it possibile that I am missing something here? Is frostbite for my tootsies in fashion? Certainly these Dames that don em' would rarely be walkin' the streets in -03. We know these puppies gonna yell 'LIMO' baby child. Honey, I don't care who you be or what you do but when it snows goddamn it, it snows! Ain't bits of phalanges on the floor in fashion, hmmmkay?! 


I see this collection more of a spring time collection, i'm all for the design. The interesting mix of plastic fantastic Vs. Metal, feather and leather. Why not indeed? What we will see is more metallics, edgy cuts and shapes, mix mediums and a go get em' rock n' roll attitude. Bring it bebe!