If I see any more sparkles i'm going to shit out a rainbow! It's a little bit disco duck (useless song), it's a little bit tack-o-rama (anybody that lives in the south of any country) and it's a little bit 80s Zsa Zsa Gabor (all 50 husbands included). Dance to that you hypnotising shiney disco loving, husband marrying, embellished southerner shoe bootie! And with that expect to get your toes wet.
Booties, unforgiving. They also make your legs look fat.