Hey! The Spice Girls rang they want their shoes back. So what year are we up to with this 90s revival, 95' maybe? It looks as if two shoes have been mushed together on one hand I see a sling back open toe sandal on the other Ginger Spice's clomper chompers. No matter how many speed holes you mould into the wedge ain't nobody going to be a smooth walkin', jive talkin' operator. Ain't Nobody Got Time For Dat!
Better you sing this song than waste more eye viewing time on these monstrous eyesores that have been named a 'shoe'. Bah! Away with ye and bring me another!