Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Yo Mama Celine!

Oh Celine! Yo Mama is so...

Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.

Yo mama is so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth!

Yo mama is so hairy, she shaves her legs with a whipper Snipper.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she's at a nude beach people think she's wearing a fur coat!

Yo mama is so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.

Yo mama is so hairy, it took 5 people to give her a Brazilian bikini wax.

Yo mama is so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

Yo mama is so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.

Yo mama is so hairy, two birds made nests in her armpits and she doesn't even know about it!

Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo mama is so hairy, she can go to Antartica and not get cold.

Yo mama is so hairy, that you need a lawn mower for her back

Yo mama is so hairy, Jane Goodall follows her around.

Yo mama is so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

Yo mama is so hairy, she's got sideburns on her tits.

Yo mama is so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewbacca, can I get your autograph?"

Yo mama is so hairy even big foot was afraid of her



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